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Thursday, April 30, 2009

An Obligatory Pig Virus Entry


How it Happened:

A Mexican had sex with a Pig. (I'm assuming Male Mexican/Female Pig,
a) because a man having sex with a male pig is weird; and b) because only a man would be weird enough to contemplate pig sex, let alone act on his "wanton desires.")

Why it Happened:
Louise was asking for it. Louise the Pig. She was asking for it. To be sexed by a man. A Mexican Man.


When it Happened:
During the heat wave that happened over the last couple of weeks.
Evidently, it was too hot to work, but not too hot to fuck. A Pig.


Where it Happened:
This may come as a surprise or a twist of sorts...
New Mexico.
The initial report got confused, and they have been sticking to the wrong story ever since.
And no offense, but doesn't it sound more plausible that a thing like this starts in a place like Mexico?


Possible Lasting US Socioeconomic Effects:
As of the last time I bothered to check it out, the U.S. of A. had about a hundred or so cases.

I'll give you double, we'll call it 200. I'm fair like that.
There are 300 million people in this country.

200/300,000,000=Swine Flu SARS+Avian Flu+West Nile Virus=Quit Cha Bitch In.

Symptoms: Flu

Remedies: See Remedies for Flu

Bacon:
Eat it. It's the only way to prove to these porcine terrorists that we're too crazy to give a shit about their biological warfare.
We're silly like that.

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