entry057 - I Hate Glee.

You better believe it. I hate the American television program Glee. I hate it's fresh, light blend of musical, comedic, and dramatic elements. I hate it's largely realistic setting that at times employs fantasy elements.
I hate that with only two episodes left in the second half of its first season, it was picked up for a third season. I hate that Fox is looking to extend the second season to 25 episodes from the usual 22 and that it will introduce three new characters. Characters I will undoubtedly hate.

I hate the current characters, too. I hate Artie Abrams, the wheelchair-bound nerd whose dance-fantasy in Episode 19 made brilliant use of "The Safety Dance," one of my favorite songs. I hate Rachel Berry, who should have seen through the machinations of Vocal Adrenaline lead singer Jesse St. James when he proceeded to seduce her, regardless of the fact that it was not specifically to spy on New Directions but rather to reveal to Rachel that Vocal Adrenaline coach Shelby Corcoran was her biological mother. All of which I hate.

I hate Jane Lynch's portrayal of Cheerios coach and New Directions arch-nemesis Sue Sylvester. I hate the wit and general absurdity of the character, and the hilarity of watching her basically attempt to thwart everything related to the glee club and the glee club's coach, Will Schuester.

I hate Heather Elizabeth Morris, an American actress and dancer best known for her role as Brittany in the musical comedy series Glee. Her path to stardom that brought her from Season Two of So You Think You Can Dance to arguably the funniest minor character on the show speaks volumes to the payoff of hard work and determination and I hate that.
She's also attractive.

Speaking of attractive, I hate the dangerously short skirts worn by actress/singer Lea Michelle. I hate the constant tight-rope act that a viewer must endure as she sits and bends and dances and sits...hate.

I hate Kurt Hummel's vain pursuit of star quarterback and male lead for New Directions Finn Hudson despite Finn's insistence that he does not share Kurt's feelings for him. The humor generated from their uncomfortable encounters being multiplied infinitely by their respective single parents deciding to move in together proved to be both humorous and eye-opening which I absolutely did not appreciate or enjoy at all ever.

I especially hate making sure the show is DVR'd so that Keely and I can watch it at our leisure and I can identify my favorite performance of the night in comfort. Hate that part big time.
I hate that the cast performed several concerts at Radio City Music Hall while I was away on vacation.
I mean, you know, I hated the fact that the concerts even existed. Not at all did I mean I hated the fact that I couldn't go because I was on vacation on the time. Which otherwise, I would hate...if it was a concert that I would not hate going to.

I think I'm losing touch with my reality. I hate that.

You know what else I hated? That surprisingly decent rendition of Lady Gaga's - pronounced gahg-AHs - "Poker Face", performed by [Spring Awakening veteran] Lea Michele and [Rent and Wicked alum] Idina Menzel during Episode 20 (titled "Theatricality"). In fact, I think I hated that episode most of all because I don't care much for Lady Gaga - pronounced gahg-AH - or her style of dress.

You know what, that last one might actually be true.

I am indeed a man. And as a MAN...OFFICIALLY...FOR THE RECORD...I hate Glee.
I also hate that I forgot to mention how much of a bitch Will's ex Terri is; how much I fervently disagree with Puck's puckish behavior; how irritated I am completely with Quinn Fabray's ongoing pregnancy woes and Mercedes's decision to take her in after her cover of James Brown's "It's a Man's Man's Man's World"; how that same episode had a rather inspired albeit hated-by-me sequence which involved Beck's infectious 1993 hit "Loser"; how they should include more of Kurt's football prowess, which would enrage me further; and so forth[coming bitterness].

And I'll tell you one thing, if I haven't told you anything else:

You better believe I hate Glee so much that I will be watching the season finale "Journey" on Tuesday, June 8, 2010, at 9PM on Fox. I will surely be wagging my finger at every wonderful moment as New Directions competes with Vocal Adrenaline at Regionals.

Yeah, I surely hate this show. Now, pass the pornography, nachos, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. Now what's the deal with this show Gossip Girl?